Val Kilmer knows what he wants and, if he could have it his way, he would be sleeping with Oprah. Not kidding.
The "Batman Forever" actor confessed that, if he was given the choice, he would pick the daytime talk show queen over slim-thin Nicole Richie any day.
He gushed, "I would choose Oprah, any day of the week. Sorry, Nicole."
The 46-year-old star has romanced a string of Hollywood celebrities including Cindy Crawford, Cher, Michelle Pfeiffer, Daryl Hannah and Ellen Barkin.
When asked who would help him if he was ever arrested, Val joked that Cindy would bail him out, Daryl would pick out his suit for court, Cher would testify for him and Ellen would testify against him.
Despite being tongue-in-cheek about previous lovers, Kilmer explains there was nothing funny about his 1996 divorce from Joanne Whalley, after eight years of marriage and two children.
He told Elle magazine, "You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced. I was very hurt and very angry and so was she. But when kids are involved, you either become friends with respect for each other or you become mortal enemies."
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