Martha Stewart has many useful knacks, one of them is making herself look super human.
However, the domestic goddess had her feet firmly planted on the ground when she appeared on shock-jock Howard Stern's radio show.
The composed and elegant Stewart, who got a little street cred to her image when she spent time behind bars for insider trading, told Stern that she owns a vibrator, is dating a "flithy rich" man and was asked on dates by women in the slammer.
But she hasn't lost all of her airs and graces. Stewart's sex toy is a rather special one, costing $1,200, which she called, "a very good tool".
Of her current partner, which she calls "a filthy-rich Microsoft retiree", Stewart listed his plane and boat when she described him before adding, "Those guys have all the toys."
The queen of the kitchen, who once dated Oscar winner Anthony Hopkins, also dished about the demise of their relationship.
Proving that she is no different from other superficial girls when it comes to the dating game, Stewart revealed she broke up with Hopkins over his character in "Silence Of The Lambs". She said, "Do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine? I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins but I couldn't get past the Lechter thing."
The entrepreneur then went on to talk about her stay in a women's prison. While the small thread count sheets and high in fat food didn't appear to bother her, Stewart noted that she was asked out by, "girls with mustaches and girls with beards [who] would ask me for lunch".
Stewart, who is now back on top of her game, also dissed Donald Trump. Of the media loving business man, she said, "Don't sit us next to each other."