Madonna has been branded a "God" by the Malawi orphanage she adopted son David Banda from.

The 'Celebration' singer - who adopted the boy, now four, from the African country in October 2006 when he was 13 months old - visited the centre where he used to live this week and the children couldn't hold back their praise for her.

Dita Von Teese wants to be reincarnated as Elizabeth Taylor's dog.

The burlesque dancer has revealed she would love to come back to life as one of the screen legend's pets, because they live such a "wild" and indulgent life.

Madonna has been "taught a lot" by Malawi.

The 'Celebration' singer - who has adopted two children, Mercy and David, both four, from the African country - says she was "chosen" by the poverty-stricken area to help it anyway she can.

Madonna took "Disneyland" to Malawi yesterday (25.10.09).

The 'Celebration' singer flew to the African country - where she was joined by daughter Lourdes, 13, son Rocco, nine, and her two adopted Malawian children, David and Mercy, both four - with so many toys, bouncy castles and rocking horses that amazed onlookers joked their Kumbali Lodge apartment resembled the famous theme park.

Madonna has been branded a "neighbor from hell" and been accused of using her New York home as a rehearsal studio.

The '4 Minutes' singer has infuriated Karen George - who lives above Madonna in the apartment block overlooking Central Park - with her alleged "blaring music and stomping".

Madonna wanted to jump "off a building" after divorcing Guy Ritchie.

The '4 Minutes' singer admitted only her hectic work schedule and world tour helped her through a "challenging" 12 months which saw her marriage to the British film director end and courts initially block her application to adopt four-year-old Malawian girl Mercy.