KFed Almost Pierces Sean Preston

Britney Spears' trailer park husband, Kevin Federline had decided to get their baby boy's ears pierced. When Britney found out, rumor has it that she went into a rage to find him before the deed was actually done. According to a source, "Brit was like a woman possessed when she heard Kevin had run off with their pride and joy.

"So she jumped in her car with her bodyguard and sent three more security guards to take a different route to the beauty parlor to ensure they didn't miss Kevin. Britney reminded Kevin that Sean hasn't even had his tetanus jab yet, so it was too early for his ears to be done.

"And she complained that apart from looking like white trailer trash, Sean would be taken for a girl if he wore earrings."

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