Britney doesn't want him, Lindsay denies wanting him and Paris has been seen with him. Times are getting tough for Kevin Federline.
The failed husband and rapper has been linked to both Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton in a matter of weeks, becoming the latest Hollywood bachelor that both girls reportedly are after.
The stars have had a long-running rivalry over Stavros Niarchos, have allegedly both slept with "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis and been unfortunately linked to Brandon Davis.
Now, K-Fed is the latest 'star' to get tangled in their competitive web.
Freshly rehabilitated Lindsay reportedly sought the father of four's affection and invited him to the Raffles L'Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills.
A source then told the National Enquirer newspaper, "Kevin and Lindsay are dating, and Lindsay made the first move. Kevin met Lindsay through Britney, and they were always flirtatious with each other."
However, Lindsay, who is also rumored to currently being a lesbian, has denied the story - preferring to be linked with her BFF Samantha Ronson than Britney's ex.
Paris, meanwhile, has still yet to comment on her weekend dirty-dancing show with Fed Ex.
According to a source, Paris and Kevin were caught "cuddling and dirty dancing" at their home away from home, Las Vegas.
And what has Britney been up to while all this is going on with her ex? Reports say the fallen pop star spent her down time buying a new wig.