John Cleese is furious he has to go back on tour to pay for his divorce.

The 'Monty Python' comedian - who was ordered to pay $20.6million in his divorce settlement with third wife Alyce Faye Eichelberger - starts his one-man show in Olso, Norway, tonight (02.10.09), returning to the theatre for the first time in four years.

John Cleese has dumped his 27-year-old girlfriend. The "Monty Python" star, 69, has ended his relationship with U.S.born comedienne Barbie Orr because he is sick of her joking about his age.

The stunning blond - who has been gleefully discussing her older man's new teeth and hair plugs - says she "kept picturing him naked wondering what someone that old looks like, and would I actually sleep with them."

Britain's Prince William has been left off a list of famous students who attended his university.

The royal and his girlfriend Kate Middleton - who have been dating for five years after meeting at Scotland's St Andrew's University - were not included on a list of alumni at the institution's new $3 million museum.

John Cleese is dating a woman 42 years his junior. The 69-year-old British actor - who is currently embroiled in a bitter divorce battle with Alyce Faye Eichelberger - has reportedly been romancing American comedienne Barbie Orr, 27.

The pair kissed and held hands when they met at the exclusive Loews Hotel in Santa Monica on Wednesday before heading to the hotel's restaurant for an intimate dinner.