Lately, the delay of a celebrity burial - which in some cases has been taking a ridiculous amount of days, if not weeks - has reached an entirely new level that screams out-of-control. Perhaps judges have failed to realize that humans aren't the superheroes you see in movies and bodies start to decompose and rot in a matter of days.
In an eerie twist of fate, James Brown's passing has, in many ways, paralleled Anna Nicole Smith's death. The soul legend, who died on Christmas Day, has found himself in the middle of a paternity battle even after he is no longer on planet Earth and is probably singing the blues in heaven at all the chaos below.