Having your parents know about your sex life is never nice. So imagine how Jack Osbourne feels about his mom and dad telling the world that he slept with Paris Hilton.
As if having Ozzy and Sharon discuss his conquests in the media wasn't humiliating enough, the former reality TV has the added shame that he is just another notch on the socialite's belt.
Paris, who is currently serving time in jail, has been linked to countless men in Hollywood. The heiress has reportedly hooked up with everyone from fellow jailbird Joe Francis to heartthrob Colin Farrell. And then there are the engagements, Greek shipping heirs and sex tapes.
Ozzy and Sharon let the cat out of the bag to British tabloid The Sun.
The metal music icon said, "Paris was always hanging around our house. I'm not sure if she was a friend of Kelly or Amy - which one was it, Sharon?"
Sharon, usually a straight-talker, awkwardly said, "She was Jack's, erm, friend."
Despite what many people around the world think of Paris, Ozzy was proud. He said, "He didn't shag her, did he? Well done, my son!"
However, this is the same man who once bit the head off a bat.
Jack, who has slimmed down and gotten sober since his days on MTV's "The Osbournes," has also dated Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly Stewart.
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