For a man who is usually very respectful and polite towards women, Hugh Hefner probably didn't get any action the night before he harshly commented on Kelly Osbourne's figure.
Hefner insists Kelly Osbourne will never appear in Playboy because her body would need too much airbrushing.
The 22-year-old star, the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, recently revealed she would love to pose for the legendary magazine.
But when asked if he'd give Kelly a centerfold by Britain's Closer magazine, Hugh replied, "I can't see it happening somehow - we don't airbrush to that extent."
The magazine mogul recently announced his plan to invite Victoria Beckham to pose for Playboy.
The 80-year-old lothario said, "She should do a pictorial with us. We've got big plans for her. I think she's going to fit in fine - they're both gorgeous."
Hugh, who is thrilled Victoria's husband David is coming to the U.S. to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team, is already preparing to welcome him to the world famous Playboy mansion.
He said, "I think Hollywood is going to love him. The girls at the mansion have been talking about his move and want to be sure that we put him on the party list."