The burlesque dancer is taking lessons in the language so she can converse with her boyfriend, French aristocrat Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac, in his native tongue.
Dita Von Teese wants to be reincarnated as Elizabeth Taylor's dog.
The burlesque dancer has revealed she would love to come back to life as one of the screen legend's pets, because they live such a "wild" and indulgent life.
Dita Von Teese will never be a pop star because she can't sing and dance at the same time.
The burlesque dancer - who was previously married to goth rocker Marilyn Manson - has refused offers to launch a music career because she can't multi task on stage.
