In order to make a big comeback, first thing's first. Britney Spears has got to get rid of the old and make way for the new in her life.

Sources say that the bubble-gum chewing starlet wants to dish out almost $30 million on a new home.

After much speculation of a raunchy sex tape, K-Fed wants to set the record straight. Yes, he's a disgrace to the music industry. Yes, he doesn't know how to keep his stuff in his pants, but that doesn't mean he wants the world to say hello to his little friend.

Although we're not exactly sure we believe this, Kevin Federline's lawyer says there is no sex tape of Fed Ex with Britney that was shot during their honeymoon two years ago.

What a surprise. Apparently, Kevin Federline is so broke that he may stoop as low as possible to get any kind of penny or nickel to survive.

Reports say that K-Fed is now contemplating writing a tell-all book about none other than Britney Spears. The wannabe rapper is allegedly planning to make the book so outrageous that jaws will just drop at all the juicy revelations.

As if it's any surprise, many celebrities are speaking out about their disdain for Kevin Federline and how they're glad Britney Spears finally kicked him to the curb.

K-Fed was recently blasted by Courtney Love and "Jackass" star Steve-O, who say they just don't understand the wannabe rapper to begin with.

If Britney Spears really wants to get rid of the trash in her life, hanging out with Paris Hilton is no way to start.

Britney recently enjoyed a wild girls' night out with Paris in various Las Vegas nightclubs where the two partied until the wee hours of the morning.

Britney Spears is not ready to play nice and will do anything to send the lame "Popozao" rapper - who probably doesn't even understand the lyrics to his song - right into the dog house.

It seems like Britney Spears wants to make her soon-to-be ex's life a living hell before he tries to turn the tables around on her. Reports say that she's so desperate to ruin Fed Ex's image that she is strongly considering just "giving away" a copy of her alleged sex tape.